GONNA BITE YA

the theme of my blog is “fuck you, I thought it was funny”

biglawbear:

angel-derangement:

“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

“In the same way your heart feels and your mind thinks, you, mortal beings, are the instrument by which the universe cares. If you choose to care, then the universe cares. If you don’t, then it doesn’t.” - Brennan Lee Mulligan, Fantasy High S1E17

sickviking-fr:

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

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I’ve acquired a creature that stares at you no matter which direction you look at it from

@i-am-nott-fine why hide this in the tags ;-; thank you for your diligence

https://www.etsy.com/shop/ElmyCraft

transcyberism:

redarmyscreaming:

depsidase:

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Sharecropping.

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FYI if your employer does this, if they have done it for a long time especially, you and your coworkers could be owed huge amounts of unpaid wages and it would be an easy suit if there is a paper trail like this and your employer is placing strict requirements on your behavior while not at work. Employment lawyers generally work on contingency. Just food for thought.

radiofreederry:

Changed my mind yall, the flash movie is great

well thank god all them babies are shitty CGI homonculi ‘cuz the terminal velocity alone would be enough to kill them little bastards long before the pavement ever did, I reckon

skigothy:

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it’s fishposting tuesday everyone !!

beardedmrbean:

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the real joke here is that Lovecraft would never play minecraft because too much of it involves leaving the house

tenaflyviper:

I am an obnoxious friend.

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yourplayersaidwhat:

“No, you cannot seduce the fungus”

-me, a tired DM

pterribledinosaurdrawings:

celestialyearning:

pterribledinosaurdrawings:

bioluminescent-fungus:

pterribledinosaurdrawings:

pterribledinosaurdrawings:

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hey can you do me a favour?? Can you go get that nice pristine sketchbook or journal you’ve been hoarding and put some kind of mark on the first page?
Anything will do, like a smudge of graphite or a blob of ink, or perhaps a very scribbly dinosaur. Just put something there. Please, or the dinosaur will be sad.

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I was SO SAD for this dinosaur that I grabbed the nearest notebook (a calendar) and drew a little sailing ship for him

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oh thank goodness!

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IT’S OKAY IF YOU MESS IT UP

SKETCHBOOKS ARE FOR MESSING UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THEY ARE!!!! It’s right in the name! Like @sleepnoises said a while ago, they’re for the quick putdowning of ideas! to catch the stuff that comes out of your brain!
(I don’t mean to say that pretty sketchbook pages are bad, but it’s important for your health to do quick scribbly stuff too. if not in a book then perhaps on small scraps of paper)

The dinosaur is very glad to see so many doodles in the notes!
Also lots of comments with very good suggestions for people who have a hard time starting, like starting on the second page, just signing & dating it, numbering the pages, or using the first page to put samples of all your usual pencils and pens and such.

Here’s how I started my new sketchbook, which I got for 5 dollars at Dollarama.
I would have drawn on that first blank page instead of just signing it, but it was partially glued to the endpaper and wouldn’t lie flat.

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(Also, since the sketches are about making velvet mites with little wired legs, I must mention that if/when I get around to doing that it’ll be posted on @vincentbriggs where all my non-dinosaur arts go.)

thewarmvoid:

localrobosexual:

literally fuck companies that don’t want their employees to act “unprofessional” in front of customers. I’m at a five guys rn and the employees here are joking around calling orders back and forth to each other and saying things in weird voices and laughing with each other while they work. Someone just came in for their shift while I was waiting for my food and was greeted by the whole kitchen with a secret handshake lookin thing. It was so silly and cute I love seeing ppl have fun at work and I know my food’s gonna be bomb bc the ppl there are having fun with each other. Let employees be people and friends and have fun what is the issue!!!!

Hate to be the guy who takes this post very seriously but the reason bosses don’t like this and don’t encourage it is because what follows is talking about wages and treatment at work and then unionizing lol